The Healthy Homesteaders

Real food from a real family homestead.

Clean food, fewer toxins, and a homestead that fits a working family's life.

We're Carley and Brandon, a PA and a chiropractor raising our kids, our food and our soil the slow, regenerative way in West Michigan. We share what actually works on a full-time-job schedule.

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Your photo here: the two of you in the high tunnel or garden (kids from behind only)
Who we are

A PA and a chiropractor who'd rather grow it than buy it

Carley is a physician assistant in family practice and functional medicine. Brandon is a chiropractor and our resident chicken guy. Together we're building a homestead that feeds our family as close to year-round as we can: a high tunnel, raised beds, fruit trees, blueberries, and a flock of about 50 laying hens.

We're not a fantasy farm with unlimited time and money. We both work full time and parent actively, so everything we share has to fit real life. Faith and family come first, and the homestead is the education for our kids.

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From our farm

Eggs, chickens and more from the homestead

Local to Holland, Michigan. Our address stays private; we text pickup details.

Fresh this week
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dozen available

Reserve eggs

Farm fresh eggs

Collected by our family every day. Unwashed, so the natural bloom keeps them fresh longer.

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Sign up
Tell us how many dozen and how often. One time is great, weekly is even better.
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We text you
You'll get a text when your eggs are ready, with pickup details.
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Pick up
Porch pickup, or grab them at our workplace in Holland.
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Pay your way
Cash, Venmo or check at pickup, or prepay a batch and skip the payment every week.
Standing orders get first dibs. Hens slow down in winter, so weekly and prepaid customers are filled first when eggs are short.
Your photo here: the mobile coop on grass
Rent the chickens

Backyard chickens, without the commitment

We deliver 3 hens, a movable run, non-GMO feed for the season, a waterer, feeder, nesting material and a care guide. Your family collects fresh eggs from spring to fall, and we pick everything up before the snow comes. Text or call us any time.

Half season (up to 4 months) $375 · Full season (5 to 7 months) $450 · Larger flock (5 to 6 hens) $650. Free delivery within 5 miles. Our runs are predator resistant, not predator proof, and we replace your first hen lost to a predator.

Ask about a rental
By season

Chicks and young birds

We hatch chicks from our own mixed flock each spring. They're unvaccinated and raised on non-GMO, non-medicated feed. Minimum order is 3.

Chicks $3 each. Chicks and started birds are straight run, so we can't guarantee hens or roosters, which is why they're priced lower. Young hens and point-of-lay hens by season, with a limited rooster swap (see FAQ). One flock rooster free with any order. A 50% deposit holds your birds once they're set aside for you.

Get on the chick list
Your photo here: chicks under the brooder light
Your photo here: the wood-chip run (when it exists)
Just an idea for now

Would you want pork shares?

We're thinking about raising a few pigs in a big wood-chip run on non-GMO feed and kitchen scraps, with whole and half shares for friends and neighbors. Nothing is decided yet. Tell us if you'd be interested, no commitment.

I'd be interested
What we use

The swaps we actually made in our home

No sponsored filler. If it's on this page, it's in our house.

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Kitchen

Lodge cast iron

Our everyday pan. No coatings, lasts generations, and adds a little iron to your food.

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360 Cookware stainless

The stainless set that replaced our nonstick. Made in the USA.

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Countertop toaster oven

We ditched the microwave about four years ago and haven't missed it.

Link coming soon
Water

Kinetico reverse osmosis

Under-sink RO for our drinking and cooking water. One of the first swaps we'd make again.

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Cleaning and personal care

Branch Basics

One concentrate for almost everything we clean.

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Truly Free

Dish soap and dishwasher detergent without the fragrance and junk.

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EO Everyone hand soap

Decanted into amber glass pumps by every sink.

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Acure skin care

Simple, affordable skin care with cleaner ingredients.

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Philips sunrise alarm

Wakes us with light instead of a blaring phone. Better mornings, phone out of the bedroom.

Link coming soon
Friends we love

Sava Nutrition

Electrolytes from a friend's small business. Not an affiliate, just support.

Link coming soon
Our storefronts

Homestead gear

The tools, seed and chicken supplies we use, in one list.

Coming soon

Non-toxic home list

Every swap above, plus the ones we're still testing.

Coming soon
Free guides

Start with one simple swap

Free downloads, written by a PA and a chiropractor, for real families.

Free download

Ditch and Switch

Easy, budget-friendly toxin swaps for your kitchen, cleaning cabinet and bathroom, one at a time.

Free download

Know Your Nutrients

What key nutrients do, signs you might be low, and the real foods that supply them.

Coming spring 2027

Backyard Chicks Starter Guide

How we raise chicks naturally, from brooder to coop.

Coming soon

Zone 6b Garden Guide and Non-toxic Baby Registry

Join the list and you'll get these the day they're ready.

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Digital products

In-depth guides, coming soon

Deeper dives for families ready to go further.

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Natural Chicken Keeping

Hatching, brooding, deep bedding, fermenting feed, and the home remedies we use.

Coming soon

Non-toxic Home Reset

Room by room, at a pace and budget that won't overwhelm you.

Coming soon

Preserving Without Toxins

Fermenting, freezing, pressure canning and dehydrating the harvest.

Coming soon

Homestead Garden Planner

Our Zone 6b high tunnel and raised bed plan, season by season.

Get notified when they launch

Work with us

Brand partnerships

We partner with a small number of brands we genuinely use and would hand to our own family. Our audience is families who want to grow their own food, raise chickens, and clear the toxins out of their home without burning out.

What we create

  • Instagram carousels and reels
  • YouTube Shorts and monthly long-form videos
  • Email features to our guide subscribers
  • Product placement on our "What we use" page

Our standards

  • We only promote products we've used in our home or on our homestead.
  • Ingredients and materials have to pass our own review first.
  • Every partnership is clearly disclosed.
  • We keep our kids' faces and names private, always.
  • No political content.

Media kit available on request.

Email us about a partnership

Questions

How are the hens raised?

Our chickens range on pasture and in our woods with a mobile coop through the warm months, then move to deep bedding in our high tunnel for winter. No toxic sprays on our land.

Where do I pick up eggs?

Porch pickup at our home or at our workplace in Holland. We text the details after you sign up.

How does prepay work?

Pay ahead for a batch of dozens. We keep track, and each pickup comes off your balance. Prepaid and weekly customers get first dibs when eggs are short.

Are the eggs washed?

No. We keep nests and bedding clean so eggs come in clean, and we don't wash them. That leaves the natural coating (the bloom) on the shell, which keeps them fresh longer. They keep on the counter for a few weeks, or longer in the fridge. Once they've been refrigerated, keep them cold.

Do you take cartons back?

Yes, we happily reuse clean cartons.

What if my young hen turns out to be a rooster?

Chicks and started birds are straight run, so there's no guarantee either way. That's why they cost less. For young hens and point-of-lay hens, tell us within 6 weeks of pickup and we'll swap a rooster for a hen: 1 swap for every 3 hens in your order. Depending on what we have, the replacement may be a young hen or a grown hen. Keep him as your free flock rooster or bring him back.

How do rental deposits and cancellations work?

A $50 booking deposit ($150 for the larger flock) holds your rental and comes off the price. Cancel 14 or more days before drop-off and everything else is refunded. There's also a $100 refundable deposit at drop-off, returned once the hens and equipment are back with us.

Are the coops predator proof?

Our runs are predator resistant, not predator proof. If you lose a hen to a predator, we replace your first one free and help you figure out how to keep it from happening again.

You're healthcare providers. Can I ask you about my health?

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